Fijit Friends SAGE Interactive Electronic Toy, Tested, Works, FREE SHIPPING!

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Fijit Friends SAGE Interactive Electronic Toy, Tested, Works, FREE SHIPPING!
Here we have a Fijit Friends interactive toy. This one is named Sage and, according to the box, is the most adventurous Fijit Friend who answers every challenge with a "let's go!" attitude.
These appeared to be NIB, but we are listing them as used, as we had to unseal them to test them with fresh batteries; though the box claims it's "powered by friendship!", it also is powered by five AA batteries (not included). When I put batteries in, it immediately starting talking.
Here is a breakdown of what these do:
Recognizes over 30 keywords and responds with over 150 phrases
Tells jokes
Dances to music
This looks like a pretty fun toy...but it could also just be an incarnation of Skynet. Who can say?
Photos in the listing are after unpacking and testing, and reflect efforts at repackaging. There were no zip ties to cut or bread ties to lose; these were clamped in with three rotating "clamps" which are reinstalled.
Shipping will be via either USPS Priority Mail or Federal Express, whichever turns out to be more cost-efficient.
Thank you for looking!